Someone on the RD forum suggested a "new product" which involved a pull string doll of Richard Dawkins that says quotes whenever you pull the string.
Unfortunately, due to my imagination, I couldn't resist doing a variation of that idea. But instead of a pull string, it's a plush, and when you poke/click on different parts of him, he says different things.
Of course, his design is loosely based on the characters from my math flash, The Octahedron.
Unfortunately, I don't get around a lot, and don't know where to find audio of his quotes.